Not guilty
Posted by Ritter on May 28, 2008
In spite of the constant attempts to make us all feel guilty for being alive and doing, well, just about anything, there are at least a couple of clear-minded folks with feel-good solutions that, unlike many proposed alternatives, need cost you nothing extra:
- Absolution for white guilt provided here.
Proclamation of Amnesty and Pardon Granted to All Persons of European Descent
Thank you, Dr. Williams, for your generosity!
- Carbon footprint enlargement ideas found here. I might be able to work up a better belch by June 12, Carbon Belch Day, but as of now, this is it:
My Carbon Belch:
Your one-day Carbon Belch has been calculated at: 75 pounds of CO2.
Nice job! (The average American’s belch is 41 pounds.)
Thanks to you, we have calculated a cumulative total of 71,038,093 pounds of CO2 set to be released on Carbon Belch Day.
Take the pledge and belch. We’ll all feel better.
