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Archive for May, 2008

Not guilty

Posted by Ritter on May 28, 2008

In spite of the constant attempts to make us all feel guilty for being alive and doing, well, just about anything, there are at least a couple of clear-minded folks with feel-good solutions that, unlike many proposed alternatives, need cost you nothing extra:

  • Absolution for white guilt provided here.

Proclamation of Amnesty and Pardon Granted to All Persons of European Descent

Thank you, Dr. Williams, for your generosity!

  • Carbon footprint enlargement ideas found here. I might be able to work up a better belch by June 12, Carbon Belch Day, but as of now, this is it:

My Carbon Belch:

Your one-day Carbon Belch has been calculated at: 75 pounds of CO2.
Nice job! (The average American’s belch is 41 pounds.)

Thanks to you, we have calculated a cumulative total of 71,038,093 pounds of CO2 set to be released on Carbon Belch Day.

Take the pledge and belch. We’ll all feel better.

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Nobody says it better…

Posted by Ritter on May 24, 2008

than Thomas Sowell:

If Barack Obama had given a speech on bowling, it might well have been brilliant and inspiring. But instead he actually tried bowling and threw a gutter ball. The contrast between talking and doing could not have been better illustrated.

Video proof: Barry’s a lefty.

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I’ve always wanted an oil well in my backyard

Posted by Ritter on May 22, 2008

Now this is cool: capitalism at work. Drill your own oil well. Wonder what the envy ron mentalists are thinking about this, knowing how they detest capitalism.

It occurs to me that part of our problem is that the gub mint owns over 28% of the land in America. It owns even greater percentages of resource-rich states such as Alaska, Nevada, Wyoming and Utah but less than 2% of Texas, which is ranked at the top for number of oil and gas wells.

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Faster than a speeding windmill

Posted by Ritter on May 21, 2008

The green indoctrination of children proceeds apace with cloying doggerel such as Michael Recycle. No longer content, it would seem, simply to row his boat ashore.

This poster sounds like a potential self-terminator. The progression of altruism through self-sacrifice and finally to self-termination is logical, but people such as that poster never seem to want to follow their logic to its conclusion.

While not, strictly speaking, self-termination, this woman’s sterilization because “having children is selfish” comes pretty close.

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Here comes Mighty Mouse

Posted by Ritter on May 19, 2008

(that would be our intrepid slawmakers) to save the day. Not.

A Senate panel wants answers to their questions on whether

institutional investors and hedge funds are contributing to food and energy price inflation.

No word on whether they intend to ask themselves what government’s role in such inflation could conceivably be.

I know this is complex and difficult to understand but prices rise when demand outstrips supply at a given price. So, if you want lower prices for gas and food (and anything else, for that matter) you can do either or both of the following:

  1. Increase supply (drill more, refine more, regulate less, tax less);
  2. Decrease demand (end subsidies and other assorted boondoggles, such as ethanol mandates).

Of course, if you’re a politician, those are not likely to interest you. Instead, therefore, your options will be:

  1. Find a scapegoat (that would be anyone who has not yet achieved the coveted status of “victim”, preferably successful capitalists and their businesses);
  2. Tax and regulate (because that’s how you justify your existence, maintain your elite power status and keep those kickbacks er, campaign contributions coming in).

Naturally, trusting our elected officials to do the right thing (by them), we can expect more of the latter. Much more. Especially when the socialists are voted in, which is a given, since no capitalists are running.

UPDATE 5/21: The little critters do not disappoint — they remain clueless, but never miss an opportunity to pander to wealth envy while blaming someone else. Congress grills oil execs on record pump prices but turns a deaf ear to logic: “As repetitive and uninteresting as it may sound, the fundamental laws of supply and demand are at work,” said John Hofmeister, president of Shell Oil Company.

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